1 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,575 * Oh, when the saints * 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,178 * Oh, when the saints... * Come on, guys. 3 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:12,713 Okay, uh, what about "Just the Two of Us"? 4 00:00:12,714 --> 00:00:13,980 And we can sing that together. 5 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,421 Mm, nope. They don't have that. 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,717 "Reunited"? 7 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,219 Nope. Don't have that either. 8 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:19,986 "You're All I Need," Meth and Mary? 9 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,522 They have "Fr�re Jacques." 10 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,824 -"Fr�re Jacques"? -DAVE: All right. 11 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,460 -Who's next? Gemma? -Uh-uh. 12 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,264 Uh, David, 13 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,732 it seems like your karaoke machine only has 14 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,368 public domain songs. 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:37,171 Okay, they got, uh, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." 16 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,048 Ooh, ooh. Do not let Dave see that one. 17 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:42,710 Guys, it was $15 at a yard sale. 18 00:00:42,711 --> 00:00:44,377 And, hey, if you guys want to borrow it 19 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,415 for the bachelor party, you just say the word. 20 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,084 The word is "no," Dave. 21 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,921 No, no, no. We already have a plan. 22 00:00:53,922 --> 00:00:55,755 Okay? It is going to be the Butler boys' 23 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:58,092 last hurrah as bachelors. 24 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:01,095 -And we are doing all our old-school favorites. -Mm-hmm. 25 00:01:01,096 --> 00:01:02,829 A sprinter van will come pick us up, 26 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,864 and the first stop- the batting cages. 27 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:08,702 Yes, where I will retreat indoors and play Donkey Kong Jr. 28 00:01:08,801 --> 00:01:11,305 But then the real action starts. 29 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,708 I'm talking laser tag, Jell-O shots, go-karts. 30 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,410 MALCOLM: Yes. 31 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:20,013 -In that order, and there will be crashing. -Yeah. 32 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:23,049 I'm telling you, Daddy, you're missing out. 33 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,418 That's the goal. 34 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,756 Sorry, guys, my job has been crazy. 35 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:30,757 You do not want to work at a private school 36 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,092 during parent tour season. 37 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,562 And of course, Stephen, my vice principal, 38 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:38,532 is out on paternity leave, 'cause dads do so much. 39 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,533 (phone rings) 40 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,804 Oh, God, it's Jessica. She's the worst. 41 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,106 Hi, girlie. 42 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:50,644 Dave, what, what's with all the work calls on Sunday? 43 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,674 That's just how things are these days. 44 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,283 You know, you're expected to be reachable 24-7. 45 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,586 Well, that's ridiculous 'cause I own my own business 46 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,722 and I don't take calls on no Sunday. 47 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,057 That's because I do. 48 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,860 Well, you don't watch football, Marty. 49 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,297 (indistinct chatter) 50 00:02:09,298 --> 00:02:11,130 Look, Calvin, everything's different now. 51 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,600 You know, I'm actually joining the gig economy tomorrow, 52 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:14,668 making my own hours. 53 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,504 Oh, that's great, Dave. Where? 54 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,473 A telehealth website. Serenditude. 55 00:02:19,474 --> 00:02:21,408 Yeah, I'm doing video counseling sessions. 56 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,711 Oh, so like Uber for crazy people? 57 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,078 (laughs) 58 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,081 No. It's where people in distress use the app 59 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,385 to get matched up with a professional provider, like me. 60 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,820 So like I said. 61 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:36,155 * Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood * 62 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,658 * Welcome to the hood. * 63 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:45,299 Just put 'em in my office. I'll be there soon. (sighs) 64 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:48,836 Uh... excuse me. 65 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,070 (chuckles) 66 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,572 You forget something? 67 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,974 Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 68 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,577 Hey, um, what does this dashboard light mean? 69 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,911 Oh. 70 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:01,915 Oh. Oh, yeah, I know that one. That means, uh, 71 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,183 "Show me to Marty." 72 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,052 (sighs) 73 00:03:05,053 --> 00:03:07,320 Perfect. I'm already flooded with work calls, 74 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,156 and now I got to get the car fixed. 75 00:03:09,157 --> 00:03:10,823 Oh, why can't Dave just bring it in? 76 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,159 (sighs) It's his first day doing that telehealth thing. 77 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,595 Oh. Okay. 78 00:03:14,596 --> 00:03:16,128 -You know what? I'm sure it's nothing. -(sighs) 79 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,879 Just, uh, follow me to the Fusebox. 80 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,700 I'll get you in and out in no time. 81 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,536 (sighs) Great. Thank you. I cannot be late for work. 82 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,472 -Okay. -Wait, wait, w-w-wait, wait. 83 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,274 Where are my sunglasses? 84 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,141 -Uh... -(groans) 85 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,311 On your head. 86 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,180 -Sure, you're looking at me. -(chuckles) 87 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,421 Uh, M-Marty, Marty. 88 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,656 Gemma has the little red squiggly 89 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,956 with the lightning bolt. 90 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,925 Oh, uh, the regenerative braking system 91 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,328 needs a firmware update. 92 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,030 Yeah, I was gonna say that before you cut me off. 93 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,534 Yeah, can you get it done in a half hour? 94 00:03:53,535 --> 00:03:55,368 I'll give her all I've got, Captain, 95 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,605 but I can't change the laws of physics. 96 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,174 -Star Trek? Star Trek. -Yeah. 97 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,844 I-I-I don't have time for your nerd games, Marty, 98 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,479 okay? Every trustee 99 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,247 at the school wants a VIP tour 100 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,881 for their lawyer's money manager 101 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,182 or their golf buddy's accountant 102 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,684 or their money buddy's golf lawyer. 103 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:15,389 Oh, great, my battery's dying. Can I plug in? 104 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,119 -Thanks. -Yeah, you can- Oh, no! 105 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,893 (powering down) 106 00:04:19,894 --> 00:04:22,895 Gemma, you just unplugged the diagnostics charging system. 107 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,598 I'll plug it back in when I'm done. 108 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,435 Gemma, is there something wrong with your eye? 109 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:31,339 (scoffs) Uh, probably. I put on my mascara while I was driving. 110 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,174 No. No, no, no. Uh, you have a twitch. 111 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:38,245 Yeah, I wasn't gonna say anything, but it is creepy. 112 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,948 Gemma, okay, look, you are going 113 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,917 90 miles an hour. Take a deep breath. 114 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,277 I don't have time for that. 115 00:04:45,278 --> 00:04:47,019 Do you know how long deep breaths take? 116 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,957 Okay. You know what? I'm taking your phone. 117 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,560 Leave the laptop. You need to unplug. 118 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,463 -No, no, I have work to do. -(winces) 119 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,400 Your nails are drawing blood. 120 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,436 -Oh. I'm sorry. -CALVIN: Okay. 121 00:05:02,437 --> 00:05:05,405 Okay, maybe it wouldn't hurt to take a-a teensy little break. 122 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,274 Come on, let's go into the lounge. 123 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,377 -All right? Okay. 124 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,979 Damn, is she a wolverine? 125 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,115 Julian, you remember Gemma here. 126 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,786 Could you make her a nice latte? On the house. 127 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:21,689 Uh, triple espresso, please. 128 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,457 (whispers): Decaf. 129 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,464 -Knock, knock. -Oh, geez. 130 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:35,403 Malcolm, congratulations. You are now a brand. 131 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,070 What? How so? 132 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:41,174 Well, now that you are marrying a Trophy Diva of Brentwood- 133 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,577 great career move, by the way. 134 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,747 It's not a career move, Lisa. I did it for love. 135 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,917 (gasps) Yes, that's so good. Say it like that. 136 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,820 -Okay. -Anyway, I have got 137 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,690 brands lining up to be in the Malcolm Butler business. 138 00:05:56,790 --> 00:06:00,293 Watches, colognes, underwear. 139 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,798 -Ooh. Look at these sunglasses. -What about them? 140 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,733 They turn clear when you come indoors. 141 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:10,804 (laughs) Lisa, those lenses have been around for decades. 142 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,708 No, no, no, no. These are AI-enabled. 143 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,478 They just came out. Nobody has these. 144 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:22,115 Well, George and Amal have them, but they're in Italy, so... 145 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,786 Okay, well, uh, those are still dark. 146 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,321 (scoffs) Yeah, they don't work. 147 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,780 That's not the point. You wear these in public 148 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,562 with Mercedes? Ka-ching. 149 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,363 -What? No, Lisa, I- Oh, God. -Yeah. 150 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:39,099 (stammers) Oh, man. I don't want 151 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,400 to make money off my relationship with Mercedes. 152 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,770 (scoffs) 153 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,506 Okay. (chuckles) Wow, ethical dilemma. 154 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,908 We will put a pin in that and circle back. 155 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,878 Now, bachelor party. 156 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,088 You're not having one. What you are having 157 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,649 is a bachelor blowout. 158 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,250 In Vegas. 159 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:58,852 All expenses paid. 160 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:03,156 Brought to you by Don Julio Tequila and Fan Duel. 161 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,593 -Okay, that does sound great. -Right? 162 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,427 And all you have to do is post pics 163 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,930 of all this crap on Instagram. 164 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,899 The thing is... (chuckles) 165 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:16,136 Marty and I- we have a dope party planned. (laughs) 166 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,238 (laughs) Okay. 167 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,575 Does your party include a penthouse suite 168 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,176 at the Cosmopolitan? 169 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,947 Kobe tomahawk steaks at Boa? 170 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,451 Driving actual NASCARs at the Vegas Motor Speedway? 171 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,654 Whoa. Damn. No. No. 172 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,824 NASCAR beats the hell out of go-karts. 173 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,827 -All right, I'm in. -(gasps) Yeah. 174 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,631 -Excuse me. -Yeah. 175 00:07:43,632 --> 00:07:45,431 We're looking for Principal Johnson. 176 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:48,268 (sighs) So am I, but she's not answering her phone, 177 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:51,705 and some idiot parked a Cybertruck in the crosswalk. 178 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,541 That's us. It's electric. 179 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,645 Now we have a tour, and Principal Johnson's late. 180 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:01,181 (sighs) I am so sorry. It's just been crazy around here. 181 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:05,118 You know, I will track her down while you move your car. 182 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,888 It's fine. It's electric. 183 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,994 Okay, Donna. Let's see if we can get to the root 184 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,729 of the issue. Now, I understand 185 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:18,164 you want to bring your rabbit on the flight to Rochester? 186 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,000 That's why I need a letter from you. 187 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,910 Okay, I hear you, but first tell me, 188 00:08:21,911 --> 00:08:24,704 how do you feel when you're separated from Mr. Nibbles? 189 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,674 I have anxiety. It's crippling. 190 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:30,110 So, the letter, you email it right away, right? 191 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,612 My flight's tomorrow. 192 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:32,999 Well, sure, but, you know, 193 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,681 l-let's start from the beginning. 194 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:38,085 Now tell me how Mr. Nibbles first entered your life. 195 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,688 I came back from Petco with him. 196 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,323 Look, can we get on with this? 197 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:47,427 I paid $40, and your site says "hassle-free." 198 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,362 -(phone ringing) -Uh... 199 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,133 Sorry, Donna. I'm, I'm just gonna mute myself for a second. 200 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,136 Yeah, uh, Tina, what's up? 201 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:59,106 No. Gemma is at the Fusebox. I'm with a patient, 202 00:08:59,107 --> 00:09:00,840 and I am so close to a breakthrough 203 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,543 with her on her weird obsession with this rabbit. 204 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,178 You're not muted. 205 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,690 And how does that make you feel, Donna? 206 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,162 -(Calvin speaks indistinctly) -(Malcolm cackles) 207 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,797 So, Marty, 208 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:26,165 have you talked Pop into coming to the bachelor party yet? 209 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:29,069 In what world do you see me running around 210 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,403 an empty Circuit City 211 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,606 while y'all chase me with toy guns? 212 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,876 In a perfect world? 213 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,978 Well-well, Pop, 214 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,814 thanks to me being a, uh, future trophy husband, 215 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,182 we got a new plan. 216 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,851 -We do? -Oh, yeah. 217 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:47,320 We are getting comped rooms at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas. 218 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,089 No way. 219 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:53,226 -Kobe tomahawks at Boa. -Oh, that's the only tomahawk to have. 220 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,095 And drumroll, please. 221 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,230 -Dr-Drumroll, Marty. -Oh... yeah, okay. 222 00:09:57,482 --> 00:09:59,565 There you go. Bam. 223 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,368 We are driving actual NASCARs. 224 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:04,738 -Hell yeah. -(laughs) -(stammers) 225 00:10:04,739 --> 00:10:07,073 What-what was wrong with our original plan? 226 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,977 Nothing, this is just a much better plan. 227 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,680 And we are going to Floyd Mayweather's 228 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,783 private tasting room to sample his new spiked punch. 229 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:19,720 Marty, you hear that? Floyd "Money" Mayweather. 230 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:23,290 Yeah, okay, well, you know, I get it, you can't... 231 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,425 can't say no to a hookup like that. 232 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,595 -Right? -You know, a-a chance to hang with a-a famous... 233 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,598 baseball player? Thank you, Malcolm. 234 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,368 I remember the first time I taught a child to read. 235 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,470 I felt like I was changing the world 236 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,272 one kid at a time. 237 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,509 Now all I do is write fundraising emails. 238 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,446 Hit me again. 239 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,749 Are you sure? You've already had three. 240 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:52,019 What are you, the coffee police? Hit me. 241 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,991 Gemma, you can't let your work define you. 242 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,626 Okay? I used to do that. 243 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,763 And then, one day, I was like, "What am I doing here?" 244 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,564 So I took my headset off, 245 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,001 walked away from the control tower, and never looked back. 246 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,605 You were an air traffic controller? 247 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,142 Yeah, why is that so hard to believe? 248 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,510 (scoffs) No, it's not. 249 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,013 I'm just saying, the point is, 250 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,516 I wasn't feeling it so I bounced. 251 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,920 What happened to the airplanes? 252 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:30,057 I don't know. I guess they got diverted to Burbank. 253 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,563 Excuse me. 254 00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:38,831 Paul and I were sitting there, 255 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,668 and now those people say they have the 11:00 tour, 256 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,970 and we're still waiting. 257 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,472 Let me, let me find Ms. Johnson, okay? 258 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,974 Just give me a sec. 259 00:11:46,975 --> 00:11:48,875 Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 260 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,877 -(phone rings) -Yeah, what's up, babe? 261 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,680 Don't you "what's up" me. Is Gemma's car fixed yet? 262 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,816 Uh, yeah, we just finished it. 263 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,350 All right, good, because 264 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:01,421 I got a bunch of rich people all up on my back, man. 265 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,759 -Just find Gemma, please. -(phone beeps) 266 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:11,498 Hey, Gemma. You are good to go. 267 00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:12,999 We are bringing your car around. 268 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,068 Don't bother, I'm good here. 269 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,103 But Tina's been calling. 270 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,971 There are people at your school waiting. 271 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,372 Hey, Calvin, leave her alone. 272 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,042 She's following her bliss. 273 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,545 -Mm-hmm. -Well, she needs to follow her bliss back to her job. 274 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,949 No way. Now that my eye stopped twitching, 275 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,984 I can finally see clearly, 276 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,853 and I am never going back. 277 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,621 Mm. 278 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,826 What did you put in her coffee? 279 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,128 Nothing but love, baby. 280 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,535 Hol-Hold up, Gemma. 281 00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:50,369 You have a full plate at work, remember? 282 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:54,574 Julian didn't just serve me coffee. He served me truth. 283 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,143 Well... 284 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,646 he was supposed to serve you decaf. 285 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,951 Julian has a saying about work. 286 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,718 You ain't punching the clock. 287 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,788 The clock is punching you. 288 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,760 Do you know this man left an air traffic control tower 289 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,628 in the middle of a shift? 290 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,032 Yes. And it was inspiring. 291 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,901 -Inspiring? -Mm-hmm. 292 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:25,272 Airplanes all in the air, just flying around willy-nilly? 293 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,155 He doesn't deserve all the credit. 294 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,943 You're the one who unplugged me. Thank you. 295 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,312 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 296 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,882 -If you want to thank me, go back to work. -(gasps) 297 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,284 -Ooh, the massage chair's free. -Gemma. Gemma. 298 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,785 (laughs) 299 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,087 Well... 300 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,890 Thanks to you, now I have to do something 301 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,092 that I always regret- 302 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,027 texting Dave. 303 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,798 It is invigorating to be back in the workforce, Josh. 304 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,301 I m- You know what it's like to lose a job. 305 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,469 I-I don't. 306 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,706 This is my first job. 307 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,609 Well, actually, I was a CIT at summer camp. 308 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,178 Oh. (chuckles) And now you're my boss. 309 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,014 What a trajectory. 310 00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,048 Our consultants, on average, handle 311 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,450 eight to ten clients an hour. 312 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,553 So far, you've had two in three hours. 313 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,789 That's less. 314 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,828 Well, you know, there are no shortcuts 315 00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:23,829 when-when it comes to mental health. 316 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,934 Your job is to sign off on whatever they need. 317 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,836 Whether that's an excuse for jury duty 318 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,638 or a handicap parking spot. 319 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,873 That's how Serenditude makes its money. 320 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,309 (scoffs) Well, um, 321 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,344 I think that's really quite appalling. 322 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,280 Um, I do this not because it's my job 323 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,182 but because it's my passion. 324 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,052 I-I-I'm a person, Josh, not a rubber stamp. 325 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,220 I don't know what that is. 326 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,523 -Gotta dip. -Well... 327 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,927 -Josh? -(phone chimes) 328 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,330 Oh, look at that. Calvin's texting me. 329 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,168 Oh, thank God, Dave. What took you so long? 330 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,871 Well, Gemma has our car, and you can't rush a bus, Calvin. 331 00:15:05,044 --> 00:15:08,140 All right, now get me up to speed. 332 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,371 Well, Gemma doesn't want to go back to work, 333 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,511 and it's not my fault. 334 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:13,312 Why would I think it's your fault? 335 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,215 Uh, you wouldn't because it's not. 336 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,617 And make sure you tell Tina that. 337 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,918 Oh, okay. Calvin. 338 00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,487 Hey, uh... 339 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,190 Hon, you okay? 340 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:27,127 I'm totally fine, Dave. I'm following my bliss. 341 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,197 Meaning? 342 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:34,067 I have so much to contribute, and I'm feeling like nobody... 343 00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,502 Okay, okay, can we maybe turn the-the chair off? 344 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,205 -Yeah. -(chair turns off) 345 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,222 (sighs) 346 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,540 Thank you. 347 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,842 Uh... 348 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,876 I think I understand how you're feeling. 349 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,880 You feel like you are trapped in this job, 350 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,349 but we are never trapped. 351 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,617 I mean, think about when we first moved in together, 352 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,421 and you were a second grade substitute teacher. 353 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:58,358 Aw, and you were at Blockbuster, running the rewinder. 354 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:04,064 And we were worried that we were gonna be broke forever. 355 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,974 We couldn't even afford groceries. 356 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,202 -Remember one-egg omelets? -Yes. 357 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,770 And look at us now. 358 00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:12,304 You know, we never lost faith. 359 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,973 And this morning 360 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,908 I had a four-egg omelet. 361 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,245 Is that why there were no eggs for me? 362 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,115 -Sorry. -(scoffs) 363 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,051 But we're gonna get through this. 364 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,753 And we're gonna find our next thing. We both are. 365 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:30,223 We will. I know we will. 366 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,227 You want to take a turn? 367 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,928 (sighs) You know, my teenage boss is really stressing me out, 368 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,598 so yes. 369 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,135 So my car's ready? 370 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,603 Yes, it is. 371 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,606 And more importantly, Tina's looking for your ass. 372 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,540 Thank you for helping. 373 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,943 -Both of you. -Oh, you're welcome. 374 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,645 I'll just need a credit card. 375 00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:54,746 -I thought you said the latte was on the house? -Yeah. 376 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,950 Oh, yeah, the first one was, but you had four. 377 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,155 All right. 378 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,491 It's gonna ask you a question. 379 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,761 40%? Who checks that one? 380 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,097 (tablet chimes) 381 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,499 -Really, Gemma? -He helped me. 382 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,169 There you are. I mean, you good? 383 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,170 What, what? You needed a little downtime? 384 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,338 Yeah, I realized I've been really burnt out... 385 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,929 All right, now, good. Now get your ass back to school. 386 00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:24,144 (sighs) 387 00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:25,911 The Arnoldsons have been waiting for you. 388 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,980 -The Arnoldsons? Oh, God. -Yes. 389 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,149 Is Paul angry? 390 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,717 He is not happy. Now go. 391 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,186 -Okay... -Please go. Okay. Bye, babe! 392 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,950 All right, let's go. Get your bag. 393 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,257 Okay. Good-good seeing you, too. 394 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,694 You know, Julian, it's been a crazy day. 395 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,464 -I'll take a macchiato. -Coming right up. 396 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,868 It's gonna ask you a question. 397 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,308 -Hey, Marty, there you are. -Hey. 398 00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:57,843 -Look, uh, about our party, I was thinking... -Oh, hey. 399 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,880 It, it's all good. Okay? Vegas it is. 400 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,751 It'll be fun to do things there that have to stay there. 401 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,322 Marty, I have known you your whole life. 402 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,692 Look, man, I... 403 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,093 I'm really happy for you. 404 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,663 Honestly. 405 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,065 I guess I just thought... 406 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,902 this would be a classic Butler boys adventure, you know? 407 00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:24,069 One last time. 408 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,005 Marty, it's not the last time. 409 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,475 Come on, Malcolm. We're both getting married, 410 00:18:28,476 --> 00:18:30,242 and your life is going in a whole new direction. 411 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,577 Yeah, but that doesn't mean 412 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,212 things are gonna change between us. 413 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,281 Won't it? 414 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:40,086 I mean, you'll have your life and I'll have mine. 415 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:44,724 We'll always be brothers, but it'll never be the same. 416 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,528 Hey. Check it out. 417 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,163 (laughs) 418 00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:52,063 -(laughing): Hey. -There it is, there it is. 419 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,767 -Okay. -Now-now, you-you got to imagine that this is 420 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:57,703 -a luxurious, plush, designer robe, all right? -MARTY: Yeah. 421 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,573 I got a pocket full of soaps and conditioners 422 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,475 and-and-and bed candies, 423 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,075 -you know, you know. -(laughing): Yeah. 424 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,611 I got the comfortable slippers on. 425 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,980 (laughing): Yeah. 426 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:10,048 Hey. 427 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,484 This is gonna be fun, man. 428 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,053 -Yeah. Yeah. (laughs) -Gonna be fun. 429 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,922 Actually, Pop. 430 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,225 Nuh-uh. Don't. Don't. 431 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,581 Don't. Do not "Actually, Pop" me. Don't, don't. 432 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,129 Okay, I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay? But... 433 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,298 me and my brother Marty 434 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,834 are gonna have a classic Butler boys adventure. 435 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,969 -We are? -Yeah, man. 436 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,672 Laser tag, Jell-O shots, go-karts. 437 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,441 Oh, it's gonna be so awesome! 438 00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:36,942 -It is going down. -(laughs) Oh, oh, oh, but remember, 439 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,145 on the track there are no brothers. 440 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,413 Oh, okay. (laughs) 441 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,781 Hey, so you in, Pop? 442 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,219 Daddy? 443 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,594 All right. Watches going back. 444 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,530 Sunglasses going back. 445 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,632 Yeah... 446 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,001 -Look, don't be annoyed. -I'm not annoyed. 447 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:06,739 -This stupid booze with gold in it... -Mm-hmm. 448 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,375 ...going back. 449 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:15,047 Lisa, I know you went through a lot of trouble. 450 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,551 No, no. It's fine. I don't blame you. 451 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,952 I blame you. 452 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,621 What? What did I do? 453 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,123 You played the brother card. 454 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,326 It's too bad, too, because 455 00:20:26,327 --> 00:20:28,627 if you'd gone to Vegas, I had a surprise for you, 456 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,664 but I might as well just tell you now. 457 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,467 Criss Angel was going to do a private Mindfreak. 458 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,303 What? Are you serious? 459 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,871 Why didn't you lead with that? 460 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,909 Marty, don't worry, we're gonna have a great time. 461 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,811 Classic Butler boys, you know? 462 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,178 Shut up, Malcolm. 463 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,816 Just let me grieve in peace. 464 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,020 I could've had my own private Mindfreak. 465 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,555 (muffled scream) 466 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,830 Captioning sponsored by CBS 467 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,566 and TOYOTA. 468 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,102 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 469 00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:14,702 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0